“Taxes are what we pay for civilized society.”
-Oliver Wendell  Holmes, Jr., U.S. Supreme Court Justice

“The power of taxing people and their property  is essential to the very existence of government.”
-James Madison, U.S. President

“To tax and toplease, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.”
– Edmund Burke, 18th Century  Irish polrtical philosopher and British statesman

I am proud to be peying  taxes in the United States. The only thing is- Icould be just as proud for half tha money.
-Arthur Godfrey, entertainer

“People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes. men and women.”
-Unknown

“No government can exist without taxation.  This money must necessarily be levied on the people, and the grand art consists of levying so as not to oppress.”
-Frederick the Great, 18th Century Prussian king

“Like mothers,  taxes are often misunderstood. but seldom forgotten.”
-Lord Bramwell, 19th Century English jurist

“The best measure of a man’s honesty  isn’t his income tax return.  It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.”
-Arthur C. Clarke, author

“Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income  tax refund.” 
-F. J. Raymond, humorist

A tax loophole is “something that benefits  the other guy. If it benefits  you, it is tax reform.”
-Russell B. Long, U.S. Senator

“Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income  tax form.”
-Laurence J. Peter, author

“The hardest  thing in the world to understand is the income  tax.”
-Albert Einstein, physicist

“Taxation with representation ain’t so hot either.”
– Gerald Barzan. humorist

“Where there is an <ncome tax. the just man wm pey more and the unjust less on the same amount  of income.”
-Plato

“Income tax has made more liars out of the American people  than goff.”
-Will Rogers, humorist